Well, the second wave of Character Options figures are out, so time to check how we scored on the "item most likely to wind up as a toy" predictions front.
The Impossible Astronaut: I predicted the Silent. That didn't take much predicting.
Day of the Moon: I predicted a limited-edition Amy Pond Up the Duff. Thus far, still none. We did get an astronaut, though.
The Curse of the Black Spot: I predicted either a green glow-in-the-dark mermaid, or Hugh Bonneville with a small child. We didn't get either. Still, Playmobil have a range of glow-in-the-dark pirates.
The Doctor's Wife: I predicted Idris. We got not one but three different versions. And Uncle, as well. Plus it seems you don't actually have to custom-make your own Nephew. Is this to make up for the lack of pirates above?
The Rebel Flesh: Predicted gangers. Got gangers, or at least a Doctor-ganger.
The Almost People: The Limited Edition Amy Pond in Labour playset. Come on, I dare you!
A Good Man Goes to War: Predicted Eyepatch Lady (and hoped for a nine-inch dress-up River Song, and a Lesbian Silurian). Thus far, no Eyepatch Lady! What hope have River Song and the Lesbian Silurian?
Let's Kill Hitler: We do get a River Song (albeit a reissue and thus in the wrong costume) but alas, no poseable Hitlers or pull-back-action Amy-and-Rory motorbikes.
Night Terrors: Yep, creepy dolls, or one of them anyway.
The Girl who Waited: Also no Amy Pond up the Menopause.
The God Complex: What, no naked mole-rat person? I'm disappointed.
Closing Time: Rusty Cybermen, as predicted. Though the job-lot of Cybermats were also predictable.
The Wedding of River Song: Novelty eyepatches. None yet, but I'm keeping an eye, so to speak, on the front of Doctor Who Adventures magazine.