This is what a T-rex looks like. |
A Thing in a
Thing: A (featherless) T-Rex in the Thames.
The Doctor is A:
Long-shanked rascal with a mighty nose.
The Master Is A:
...n egomaniacal needy game-player.
Clara Lies About:
How uninterested in male totty she is-- she may have had a pin-up of
Marcus Aurelius on her bedroom wall as a teenager, but she secretly
fantasizes about hot guy-on-guy action.
Reasons Jenny
Should Drop Madame Vastra Like A Hot Potato: She makes her
serve the tea, tricks her into posing semi-clad, flirts with Clara,
and generally acts like the wife from hell.
Child Count:
12.
The Thick of It:
Continued jokes about how ferocious the Doctor currently looks.
It's Actually
About: Love-- if you love
someone, it doesn't matter if they're a lizard, or a Scotsman with
angry eyebrows.