|This is what a T-rex looks like.|
A Thing in a Thing: A (featherless) T-Rex in the Thames.
The Doctor is A: Long-shanked rascal with a mighty nose.
The Master Is A: ...n egomaniacal needy game-player.
Clara Lies About: How uninterested in male totty she is-- she may have had a pin-up of Marcus Aurelius on her bedroom wall as a teenager, but she secretly fantasizes about hot guy-on-guy action.
Reasons Jenny Should Drop Madame Vastra Like A Hot Potato: She makes her serve the tea, tricks her into posing semi-clad, flirts with Clara, and generally acts like the wife from hell.
Child Count: 12.
The Thick of It: Continued jokes about how ferocious the Doctor currently looks.
It's Actually About: Love-- if you love someone, it doesn't matter if they're a lizard, or a Scotsman with angry eyebrows.